"The Bible: A Skeptic's Take"

Sometimes sitting in Sunday Mass, while the priest repeats himself over and over, I find my mind wandering off in strange directions. I have the attention span of a moth in a room full of chandeliers. A reading from the Scriptures that is meant to inspire, I find funny or at least odd. I know things were different in Biblical times, but really, some of the stories are a little hard to swallow. These feelings are not new for me; I remember having them even as a child sitting with my grammar school class in the beautiful church of Our Lady of Lourdes. Let me give you some examples.

The Wedding Feast at Cana. This was the scene of one of the first miracles Jesus ever performed. Evidently the host didn't count on his guests being such lushes, or was too cheap to buy enough wine, because they began to run out as the party wore on. Mary, the mother of Jesus, feeling sorry for the host, asked her son if he could do anything to help them. His answer: "Woman, how does this concern me". I always thought this reply was a bit snippy. Obviously Mary was not Italian, because if she was, and her son spoke to his mother in this tone, he would have received a smack on the back of his head, son of God or not.

The Prodigal Son. A rich man has two sons and allots their inheritance to them when they come of age. One son, lets call him Murray, goes off, and "squanders his wealth in wild living". Having nothing left, Murray drags his sorry ass home to beg forgiveness from the old man. When the father spots Murray off in the distance, he rejoices. "Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate." Now the other son, Bernie, who stayed home and helped run the place, is understandably ticked off. "All these years I've been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. But when this son of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!" I think Bernie needed himself a good Jewish lawyer.

The Loaves and the Fishes. "A crowd of about five-thousand followed Jesus on foot from the towns to hear him preach. As evening approached, the disciples came to him and said, "This is a remote place, and it's already getting late. Send the crowds away, so they can go to the villages and buy themselves some food." Jesus replied, "You give them something to eat." (Jesus was a card.) "We have here only five loaves of bread and two fish," they answered. "Bring them here to me," he said. Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then the disciples gave them to the people. They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over." I always thought, if you're performing miracles anyhow, why not whip up something special...I mean loaves and fishes?? Why not some nice pot roast and mashed potatoes with gravy, and maybe a nice Cabernet.

Noah's Ark. "God warned Noah that the earth was going to be destroyed with a flood, but told him how he could save his family and himself. He could also save some of the animals. God told Noah exactly how to build the ark. It was to be 300 cubits long. That's about as long as one and one-half football fields. It was to have three stories, a window and one door. Two of every kind of animal, both male and female, came to Noah to be kept alive on the ark." Does anybody else have problems with this story? Can you imagine poor Noah's reaction? "God, what do I know about building arks? You seem to have the specs, can't you build it? Better yet, instead of flooding the earth, couldn't you just post warning leaflets on the trees for people to repent? Why do I and my family have to spend a year on some fachacta boat with a bunch of smelly animals?" I'll bet a thousand drachmas that's exactly how the conversation went.

David and Goliath. The Israelites and the Philistines were at war. The Philistines had a champion named Goliath, a giant over 9 feet tall! (Goliath was an early draft pick of the Philistine Lakers). Every day for 40 days he had called out," Choose a man to fight with me. If he wins, we will be your servants, but if I win, you must serve us!" The soldiers of Israel were terrified at the sight of the giant. "The king will reward the man who conquers the giant. He will give him great riches, and he can marry the king's daughter. Also his father will not have to pay taxes anymore. (This was the first recorded incident of a politician lying about taxes.)

David was a shepherd boy. David said, " Who is this Philistine that he should defy the armies of the living God?" King Saul thought David was too young to fight the giant, (but not relishing the job himself) put his armor and helmet on David, but they didn't fit him. David chose five smooth stones from the brook, and put them into his bag. He had his sling in his hand. David said to Goliath, " You come to me with a sword and a spear, but I come to you in the name of the Lord of hosts. David took out a stone, slung it and struck the giant in the forehead. He fell on his face to the earth." Anybody buying this? A kid with a slingshot against a fully armed, nine-foot giant? I'll take the giant and give the points any day.


There are many other Bible tales that take some serious faith to swallow, but I've probably done enough already to ensure myself a suite for eternity in H-E-double hockey sticks!. I do believe in God, but I wish those who were acting as His press agents back in the day could have stayed away from those funny Jerusalem cigarettes before hitting their typewriters.

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association

Life is Not Fair

Life is not fair. You probably knew that by now, but I need reminding occasionally. I start feeling sorry for myself when something gets thrown at me that I think I can't handle. It took me a while to even begin to understand that pretty much everybody who's been on this earth for any length of time has problems. The more people I talk to, the more I realize this is so. Very few of us pass through the gauntlet without being whacked over the head once or twice. No doubt some get whacked harder than others, the real question is how do we deal with it? Do we let the blows drive us to self-pity, or do we fight back, finding our happiness when and where we can?

Ever see those sad images of young third-world children living in absolute squalor with very little hope of a better life? What did they ever do to be born into such an existence? They have absolutely nothing...survival is day-to-day. The barest essentials for life are not always theirs and yet...when outsiders come to their poor villages trying to help, and the cameras are there to record the events, what do we see? Despair? Sometimes, but often their young faces will break into big smiles, an impromptu soccer game will break out using a taped-up bunch of rags as a ball, and for a few moments they forget about their poverty and choose to be happy.

Many people carry heavy loads. I sometimes read about a celebrity or star athlete whose life appears to be all one could wish for. I might find myself thinking, man I wish I could be in his shoes. Then I find out he has an Autistic child or seriously ill spouse, and I am once again reminded that life is not fair. There are no exemptions based on fortune or fame; the hands get dealt at random and we must play the cards as best we can. I am often amazed at how well some people cope. They bear burdens that most of us cannot fully understand, and yet they manage to find a way to bring joy and happiness into to their lives.

Families with children who are born with medical conditions that require constant monitoring and attention face challenges that can be overwhelming. I see this with my granddaughter Ava and the ongoing care she requires. My daughter and her husband have altered their lives and schedules to care for Ava. They know more about her condition than many doctors, and sleep every night with one eye open, in anticipation of any distress she may encounter. Because of their love and care, and the skills of her medical specialists, Ava has become a lively, intelligent and fun-loving seven-year old. I see the three of them pursuing their lives despite the very real challenges they face. I see them at family gatherings laughing and enjoying themselves knowing there will be more surgeries and more worrisome times ahead. They choose happiness when they can get it.

You move from fear and worry to laughter and happiness and then back again. As a result of Ava's condition, we have met other families of children with craniofacial disorders who understand this kind of compartmentalized life. My friend Joe and his wife understand it all too well. Joe has created a blog called "Ellen's Way" where people caring for children (or adults) with such challenges can tell their stories. I invite you to read a few of them, especially when you start thinking, as I sometimes do, that fate deals you more than your share of grief. I promise you’ll get a better perspective on the “fairness” of life. http://ellendelbloggolo.blogspot.com/

I’ve seen how Ava’s parents sink exhausted after the ordeal of each surgery…the worrying, the trips into the O.R. to hold her hand through the anesthesia, the nail-biting until the doctors assure them that all is OK…it takes a heavy toll. I’ve also seen them reading stories and laughing with her when it is all over, being strong for her even though they may not be feeling very strong themselves. Parenting is a hard proposition. When the burden of a chronic medical condition for your child is thrown in, it’s almost like God is piling on. Somehow though, they get it done, finding joy and happiness in Ava’s steady progress, in the support of friends and family, and in each other.

They are an extraordinary family and we love them. All the courageous families who cope with such compartmentalized lives have my utmost respect and admiration.

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association

"The Doctor is In"

Not a lot of people in the world's limelight come to me for advice, but maybe they should. It seems to me that when you become rich and famous, you tend to lose your way. You surround yourself with a gaggle of sycophants who tell you basically what you want to hear. They will never tell the Emperor he's not wearing clothes because, like the little Remora fish who swim with the big sharks, the Emperor is their meal ticket. There was one American President (I can't recall who) who had someone on his staff whose job it was to always tell the truth, no matter how much the President may not want to hear it. Now there was a smart man. In case they come to their senses and seek me out, here is what I would advise the following folks:

President Obama - Stop reading the polls and listen to the voice of the American people. You are our President, and what we want should be important to you. Come to grips with the fact that the terrorists who plot to destroy our country are enemy combatants, not civil criminals whose rights we must respect. Abandon this dumb idea of wealth redistribution. Find a way to create jobs so that citizens have a way to earn their own money instead of taking some of mine. Forget about pushing for a government run health care system. The system we have now is not perfect but it works pretty well...if we turn it over to the government bureaucrats, it will cost more and not operate nearly as well as our flawed private system. (After you take care of these items, come back to me and we'll talk about welfare reform, Social Security, education reform and energy policy.)

Governor David Paterson of New York - You have painted yourself into a political corner and it's probably too late to salvage another term. When Elliot Spitzer, the Love Guv, stepped on his Johnson, you found yourself thrust into one of the biggest political jobs in the country. At first you seemed like a nice enough guy, but you know what Leo Durocher said about nice guys. You took the helm at an impossible time, when the economy was in the tank and New York's tax revenue was disappearing faster than a plate of meatballs at the Pavarotti family reunion. You were indecisive and tried straddling the fence, always a dangerous strategy because you tick off people on both sides. Your own party, including the President of the United States, is pressing you to step down. Your parking space in Albany now has Andrew Cuomo's name on it. From a selfish point of view, I wish you would run because almost any warm body the Republicans run against you will win. But I'm giving it to you straight Dave, turn off the lights on your way out.

Tiger Woods - Look into yourself and find out what your priorities are. If you are truly sorry for the heartache you have caused your wife and family, then do what it takes to start making it right, even if it means missing a year or more of golf. Your wife seems like she is willing to give you another chance...don't blow it if you have any hope of regaining her love and respect. If golf is your priority, then get back to the game. The first of the major tournaments you want more than anything to win is less than two months away. If distracted, you will never be able to focus and practice the way you should if you expect to compete at this high level and break Jack Nicklaus' record. If this is your priority, tell your wife as much so she can decide what course she will follow. Trying to fix your family life while at the same chasing wins in major golf tournaments is not going to work, and you will fail on both fronts.

Toyota President Akio Toyoda - You need to dig really hard into the embedded processes and people in your organization that suppressed the problems you were having until they exploded into the headlines. Whose decision was it to not act on customer complaints about sticking accelerators and faulty brakes until the bodies started piling up? Your corporate culture needs fixing. Usually, when people start behaving dishonestly or unethically, it's because such behavior is modeled, or at least tacitly approved, by their superiors. Root out the bad apples, no matter how high up you have to go. Toyota worked too hard for too long to build its market share based on quality, and it's not too late to recover. Get all the problems out into the open now...no more letting them drip out week after week in the papers. Fix the known problems fast and give loyal Toyota customers a generous credit toward future new car purchases. Your current bottom line will take a hit, but your company will survive and prosper again.

Now that I've solved the world's problems, you'll excuse me while I try to get my own life in order. Sadly, we don't get do-overs in life. We make our mistakes, live with them, and hopefully learn from them. It must be so hard for people in the public eye whose every mis-step is covered ad-nauseum by scandal-seeking media ghouls. Hopefully, if they read "Braindrops" they will learn that help is just an e-mail away. The Doctor is in.

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association

And Now a Word from Our Sponsor

This week we saw the annual Super Bowl commercials rolled out. It amazes me that advertisers will spend up to $3 million for a 30-second ad, but I guess when you consider that around a billion viewers watch the game worldwide, the product exposure makes it worthwhile. What makes for a good commercial is very subjective. I like humor, but humor that doesn't work can be deadly. What's funny to me could annoy you. There were also ads that were not funny, but highly effective in selling product. Here are the commercials that make my "hall of fame". (I've added video links where I could find them.)

Alka Seltzer: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing". In this memorable scene, a man is seated on the edge of his bed, upset at having eaten too much. His wife, who is lying next to him, is trying to sleep and is becoming increasingly impatient with his moaning. He groans: I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Wife: You ate it Ralph. Ralph (groans again): I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Wife (sarcastic): No Ralph, I ate it. Ralph (groans): I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Wife: Take 2 Alka-Seltzer's. Voice Over: Alka-Seltzer neutralizes all the acid your stomach has churned out. For your upset stomach, take Alka-Seltzer and feel better fast. Wife: Did you drink your Alka-Seltzer? Ralph (smiles): The whole thing. This commercial was so funny because we easily identified with Ralph; we've all been there-done that.

Wendy's: "Where's the beef". The phrase first came to public attention in a TV commercial for the Wendy's hamburger chain in 1984. In the ad, titled "Fluffy Bun", actress Clara Peller receives a burger with a massive bun from a fictional competitor which uses the slogan "Home of the Big Bun". The small patty prompts Peller to angrily exclaim, "Where's the beef?" The catch phrase was repeated in television shows, films, magazines, and other media outlets. It became a euphemism for describing anything that fell short. I think the ad succeeded for two reasons: 1) Again we could all identify with the disappointing big bun-small burger scenario; and 2) Clara Peller was born to do that ad. She delivered that line like no one else could. See for yourself. Where's the Beef

Coke: "Mean Joe Greene" Ad. Coke is not one of the world's most recognized brands for nothing. They know how to advertise and have sold a lot of soda because of it. This ad was first shown at the Super Bowl. It features Joe Greene of the Green Bay Packers, one of the fiercest defensive players in football who had more than earned the nickname "Mean Joe Greene". The ad opens with a battered and dejected Greene making his way down the stadium ramp to the locker room, obviously beaten and exhausted. He looks like a Gladiator exiting the arena. A boy expresses his admiration and gives him a cold Coke. "Mean Joe" then smiles through his weariness, takes off his uniform jersey and tosses it saying: "Hey kid, catch". This ad was priceless. It captures a moment between a boy and his hero, all made possible by sharing a Coke of course.

Mean Joe Green Superbowl Ad- 1980

Fed Ex: "Fast Paced World". This commercial had actor John Moschitta playing a fast-talking executive named Jim Spleen who speed-talks his way through a typical business day. For those of you who share my annoyance at advertisers who give you all the bad news and limitations of their offer at the tail end of their ads, spoken by an announcer at a mile a minute, this guy will sound familiar. Considered to be the most award-winning commercial in the history of advertising, it walked away with six Clio awards. Fed Ex followed it up with several other ads, but none was as good as the original. FedEx commercial with John Moschitta

Some of the best commercials we never see because they are shown overseas. The ads outside the U.S. are much more free about showing things that couldn't get past the uptight American censors. It's a shame we are not as cool as the Europeans for example about showing certain things, but there it is. Check the Internet for "Best Foreign Commercials" to get an idea of what I mean. Here's an example featuring a misbehaving kid and a surprise punch line.

YouTube - Funny Foreign Commercial

Advertising is a very creative medium, and some commercials are far more entertaining than the shows they sponsor. I guess we should be thankful.

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association

Where Are the Hemingways of Tomorrow?

One of my favorite authors is J.R.R. Tolkien who wrote the wonderful "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, and the captivating prequel "The Hobbit". New fans of his work may not even know he authored these stories, but instead associate them with the recent film versions made by director Peter Jackson, who did a brilliant job by the way. Tolkien, an Oxford University Don, wrote the books between 1937 and 1949. The Hobbit was originally written as a children's story, but as the tales grew in scope, they took on a more serious tone as the mythical kingdoms and peoples created from Tolkien's fertile imagination engage in an epic power struggle between the forces of good and evil.

World literature offers many compelling stories told by men and women like Tolkien who had the gift of imagination and the skill with words to tell their tales. Giants like Shakespeare, Hemmingway, Tolstoy, Melville, Austen, Dickens and countless others enriched our lives with their books. As a child, the local public library was to me like an open doorway to knowledge and adventure. I can't help but wonder what will become of this legacy as the old masters die off. Will our modern-day society and its schools provide our children with the inspiration to write the literary masterpieces of tomorrow? Are there children sitting in classrooms today who will someday produce the equivalent of "Hamlet" or "Gone with the Wind"?

I saw a troubling show on PBS the other night about video game addiction. According to the National Institute on Media and Family, about one in 10 children is addicted to video and/or online games. Children and teens are becoming addicted to games where they assume a persona and take on a new identity. They feel they are earning respect from their gaming peers, and their self-esteem is improved. The show focused especially on tech-savvy South Korea, where the problem has become so acute that the government has opened hundreds of clinics to treat gaming and Internet addiction. The first U.S. Internet addiction center opened this summer and is located outside Seattle, Washington. One troubling finding of the study is that children who are so addicted lose interest in schoolwork and their grades suffer badly.

Other studies have concluded that the Internet and excessive television viewing have a negative effect on children's ability to write. They express their thoughts in brief paragraphs, almost like gleaning bits of information while surfing the Internet, but lack the ability to tie these paragraphs together into a cohesive narrative. A high school senior interviewed on the program said he couldn't remember the last complete book he had read. He uses online book summaries like Cliff Notes and Spark Notes for any book reports he needs to turn in. He did no reading outside what was required for school, prefering to spend his time video gaming or on social networking sites like Facebook.

I taught college for a number of years and can readily attest to the poor writing skills of students. Writing is a chore to them and they would rather do almost anything else than write an 8-10 page paper. Those with weak character were even inclined to boldly plagiarize entire papers from the Internet without even trying to disguise their theft. When confronted, they just shrugged their shoulders as if to say, well I tried. One of the things that drove me away from the classroom was the frustration of trying to deal with this lazy intellectual mentality. Teaching is hard work, and I refuse to waste my time on students who believe just showing up entitles them to a passing grade!

I hope I'm not crying wolf, but the trend I see emerging troubles me. The average kid spends 7 hours a day with digital media including the computer, television and cell/text phones. How many hours are being spent on homework? Schools seem to be pushing math and science and that's great, but let's not give up on literacy. I've mentioned the following reference before, but it makes my point so powerfully that it bears repeating. Ken Burns' great PBS mini-series on the Civil War featured the reading of letters written home by poor soldiers with an eighth grade education or less. The eloquence of these letters will take your breath away, and could never be written by today's college graduates. So hold on to that dog-earred copy of "Tale of Two Cities". We may never see its like again.

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association

The Face of Tragedy

From the Encyclopedia of Nations: "Haiti occupies the western third of the island of Hispaniola, between the Atlantic Ocean and Caribbean Sea, which it shares with the Dominican Republic. Haiti has an area of 10,714 square miles, slightly smaller than Maryland. Haiti is one of the most densely populated countries in the world, estimated at 699 persons per square mile. Land shortages and urban overcrowding have led to many Haitians attempting to emigrate , either to the neighboring Dominican Republic or to the United States. The capital, Port-au-Prince, had an estimated population of 850,000 in 1995, but much settlement in slum areas is unregulated, and the population probably exceeds one million."

On Tuesday afternoon, January 12th, the worst earthquake in 200 years - 7.0 in magnitude - struck Haiti less than ten miles from their capital city of Port-au-Prince. The earthquake was such a devastating event in a place so ill-prepared to cope. The pictures on television are almost too much to bear, and we are looking at the terrible images from the comfort of our homes... imagine what those poor people in Port-au-Prince must be experiencing. Every so often, Mother Nature reminds us that no matter how superior and technologically advanced we think we've become, we are still at her mercy. In Haiti's case, it wasn't a fair fight.

To describe Haiti as a backward country would be putting it mildly. While the Dominican Republic has thrived as a tourist mecca, Haiti has languished. Haiti is the poorest country in the Western hemisphere, even before the government was taken over by the corrupt Duvalier regime, except that the gap between Haiti and the other poor countries in the West grew under the Duvaliers, Pappa Doc and Baby Doc. Haiti's very poverty was the key note of their private economy. Foreign governments, and religious and humanitarian organizations poured hundreds of millions of dollars into Haitian development and relief in the Duvalier years, but not much of that money found its way into the projects for which it was intended. The Duvaliers and those on whom they smiled, stole the overwhelming bulk of this money.

The earthquake could have been a killing blow for Haiti, but amidst the death and disease, people from all over the world responded. Doctors, nurses, firefighters, police officers, military personnel, rescue organizations, churches...all without regard for their own safety and welfare, delivered food, water and medical supplies, but most of all, hope, to a country badly in need of some. My hat is off especially to the doctors, who left their lucrative practices behind and rolled up their sleeves to save lives in conditions that were deplorable. I sometimes become more cynical about life than I should, but heroic actions like the ones undertaken by so many angels in Haiti help restore my faith in humanity.

Unlike the citizens of New Orleans, who responded to a similar tragedy with looting, violence and scamming the government out of money that poured into the area with no accountability, the people of Haiti were much better behaved. They welcomed all the outside help they could get, but helped each other as well. There was one negative note...the recent plot by some American "missionaries" to sneak 33 Haitian children (some of whom still had parents and relatives living in Haiti) out of the country, allegedly to be sold in the child adoption market. I hope this was all a misunderstanding and that their intentions were to care for the children as they claim, but if not, then their fate should be simple...tie anchors to their legs and drop them in the Caribbean.

I want so much to believe that humanity is essentially good. It's easy to become cynical when we see greedy politicians like the Duvaliers fatten their Swiss bank accounts at the expense of the people they are supposed to be helping. May God spare the poor Haitian people any more misery for a while, both at the hands of men and nature.

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association

"We The People"

There is quite an interesting special election race going on in Massachusetts to fill Ted Kennedy's Senate seat. Kennedy held the seat for 46 years, no disrespect to the man, but an argument for term limits if I ever heard one. The Democrat candidate is Martha Coakley, Massachusetts Attorney General. She is opposed by Republican Scott Brown, a Massachusetts State Senator, who has his work cut out for him in a state where Democrats outnumber Republicans 3 to 1. Kennedy's seat is currently held by appointee Paul Kirk, a longtime Kennedy aide. That Brown has any chance at all is causing havoc in the White House, since a Republican victory could spell trouble for the Obama health care plan.

The political maneuvering going on around this election, and the bigger issue of health care in the United States is nothing short of deplorable. America has long been the model the world turned to when examining forms of government that have endured and afforded the greatest opportunity for its citizens. Our democratic form of government and the cornerstones of its success, our Constitution and Bill of Rights, have been like a beacon to oppressed peoples everywhere. The foresight and wisdom possessed by our founding fathers led to the creation of a country that, while not perfect, is the closest thing to it ever seen in the history of man. Corrupt politicians and uninformed, apathetic voters are changing all that, and squandering the sacrifices of those who purchased with their lives our right to freedom and democracy.

The Democrats in Massachusetts and the White House are exploring back-door schemes to get their convoluted health care plan passed, whether or not Brown wins in the election being held tomorrow. They talk of ways to circumvent the voting process to jam this plan down the throats of the American people who have made it clear that they don't want it. Paul Kirk, the appointed lame duck Senator keeping Kennedy's seat warm (or so he thought until Brown mounted a real challenge) said he would "do what I was sent here to do", meaning to vote for the plan even if Brown is victorious in the election. The Republicans maintain that Kirk's voting power dies the moment Brown wins the election. It's a mess that will only get messier.

Elected representatives are supposed to vote the way their constituents want...they are elected stand-ins for the people who sent them to Congress. Lately, the will of the people seems to have been subjugated to the will of the political party in power, and the special interest groups like unions and corporations who fund their election campaigns. This miscarriage of justice is not restricted to Democrats, although they have raised it to an art form. Republicans can be just as deaf to the wishes of the folks back home. The result is that the people are cut out of the equation. What we want no longer matters. Men like Ted Kennedy get sent back to the Senate for term after term, even though many who voted for him have no clue what he stands for. They vote Democrat because their Ward bosses tell them to.

Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Lincoln...men who made America great, would not recognize the country they worked so hard to build and nurture. Universal suffrage took a while to attain, the problem is that with the privilege of voting comes the responsibility to cast an informed vote, something many do not bother to do. If you honestly understand what your candidate stands for, and vote for him or her because of that stand, then I respect you even if I disagree with your choice. If you vote for somebody because someone tells you to, even pays you to, then we have a problem. If you have no idea of the issues and your candidate's position on them, please stay home and let the people who care enough to learn the facts elect this country's leaders.

If the Democrats lose in Massachusetts, its elected representatives should be saying: we lost this election in a state where we outnumber the opposition 3 to 1, its very clear the people don't like what we're doing and want a change...maybe we should go back to our town hall meetings and LISTEN to them. Instead they are plotting to find a way to subvert the will of the people. This is not the America the world looked up to, and it's our job as citizens to make our displeasure heard loud and clear. America does not belong to the politicians and special interest groups, it belongs to the People.

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association

I'm Not Cool

I might have been cool at some time, but that's all over now. It's OK, don't protest, I've made my peace with my un-coolness. Here are the Top Ten reasons I know I'm no longer cool:

10. I go through the used clothes my sons give me for the local clothing drives and usually find a few things to augment my wardrobe. I usually replace these with a few things of my own; I'm damned if some homeless guy is going to be better dressed than me.

9. I take home my leftover home fries from the diner and whip up some beautiful potato and egg omelettes. Less wasted food, less wasted energy by not having to cook my own potatoes, and a few cents saved in my budget. Wins all around but my kids would be mortified.

8. I don't buy things I can't afford just to keep up with the Joneses. Those irresponsible Joneses, with their crippling mortgages and Lexus SUVs, are the ones who put this country in the hole we're in, and that all us "un-cool" people have to pay our way out of.

7. Rather than sit on the stoop drinking Colt-45 out of a paper bag, and taking money for nothing from hard working people, I sleep better knowing I worked for what I have. Welfare and the "entitlement" mentality are crippling this country.

6. I have no tattoos. No part of my body is pierced. I don't grow the hair on the back of my bald head long and tie it into a ponytail. I don't pay $90 for jeans with some gender-challenged designer's name on the pocket when I can buy equally good pants for $20 bucks.

5. I don't pretend to like that thumping, grunting noise they call rap music. The content is offensive, and the lifestyle of the thugs who foist this crap on us goes against my grain. Add to that a dislike of guys wearing their pants below their asses, especially white kids trying to look cool.

4. I believe marriage by definition is a union between a man and a woman. I'm OK with same-sex relationships, even extending the same benefits to partners in such a relationship as spouses in a marriage, but don't call it a marriage; it's not.

3. I used to be tactful, but as I get older tend to speak my mind. My wife refuses to go to a movie with me because I'm a "shusher"; I'm tired of dealing with incompetence and apathy in people; I say things out loud that I should keep to myself. Definitely not cool.

2. I hate reality TV shows, especially the ones that trash the not-so-talented performers, or tell me way more about the participants' personal lives than I need to know. I think people who tune in to these shows just to watch the train wrecks are sad and pathetic.

1. Although they are in their 30's and 40's, I still worry about my kids. If they get into trouble, I fret as if the problem were mine. I try to keep them from making the same mistakes I did, yet allow them to make their own decisions and learn from their bad ones. Tough balancing act.

Probably in the next fifty years, there will be a "Museum for the Un-Cool" where fossils like me will be on display for cool people to snicker at. There will also be an exhibit featuring all the American values that have been diminished by the legions of the politically correct; it will occupy several floors. Glad I won't be around to see it.

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association

The Brain

As I get older, I find it necessary to keep my brain stimulated or risk losing brain function. There are those who would argue that my brain never functioned at all, but I reject that assertion. Human learning is a fascinating process that begins the minute we enter this world. Modern-day humans have the longest childhood of any species on earth, but this was not always the case. The first "humans" that walked the earth grew up much faster. They didn't have the luxury of 15-20 years to grow and develop physically and mentally. Circumstances in their environment forced them into adulthood in a much shorter period. Moreover, they developed differently than we do. They achieved physical maturity faster, since they needed to get bigger and stronger sooner to survive in their harsh world. Their brains developed more slowly than ours since what they needed to learn was limited to knowledge that affected their survival.

How did I learn all this stuff? This week, PBS began a three-part series called "The Human Spark" that looks at what makes modern-day man unique in the world. After a few billion years of living evolution on this planet, and nearly two million years since people recognizable as human entered the world, a new breed of human burst upon the scene; it was us. Until then, our ancestors shared the planet with other human species, but soon there was only us. What did we possess that the others didn't? That something was the Human Spark. Did it originate in Europe as some archaeologists believe, or did it come about earlier in time, maybe on another continent?

The work of archaeologists, paleontologists and sociologists always interested me. These scientists devote their lives to the study of some seemingly small aspect of human existence, but the collective knowledge that emerges from their research gives us a pretty good picture of how humans evolved. Early humans had much smaller brains for instance, but greater brawn. Survival for them was simple; don't get eaten by something else. The brain and the body developed to help humans not only survive, but learn to kill and eat the things that were trying to eat them. As man began to learn the skills to make basic tools, and then weapons, the brain grew, but slowly. It was pointed out that Neanderthals went for 2,000 generations without changing the basic tools they first learned to make. They did adapt them for use in different environments as they started traveling to other places, but the basic designs remained unchanged.

In contrast, I recently audited a training class at work on basic pumps. Pumps were created essentially to move liquids or gasses through piping systems. The design of the pump is ingenious, yet simple. It was invented not that long ago in time, and yet its design has undergone probably thousands of changes since then, and I'm certain more will come. The Human Spark is what drove man to look beyond what was and to ask what could be. It created language, culture, music and art. It was responsible for the Renaissance and the Industrial Revolution. It produced change much more quickly than it came for the Neanderthals, and caused the brain of modern-day man to grow much faster than that of our ancestors. Despite this, science tells us that even today, humans use just 10% of the capacity of the human brain.

If you're still awake, consider this. The earth has been around for about 4.7 billion years, early man has been around for maybe 2 million years, but modern-day man, people who resembled us, have been on the planet for a mere 50,000 years, just a couple of blinks in time. Yet because of the Human Spark, man's knowledge doubles maybe every 5-10 years. That's an incredible acceleration in learning and brain function in a very short period, as time is measured. Hey, we can now make microwave popcorn!

We can only imagine what the next hundred years will bring, that is if we don't blow up the planet before then. If this kind of stuff interests you, take a look at the good work PBS has done on the subject. The Human Spark . Alan Alda PBS

SEE DATES ABOVE RIGHT FOR OTHER POSTS FROM "BRAINDROPS". ALSO, READ MY OTHER BLOG: SPALDEEN DREAMS

LOOKING FOR A WORTHY CHARITY? TRY THESE FOLKS: Children's Craniofacial Association